RE: ...grateful for cats...
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2/4/2009 7:12 AM
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I found this while rummaging around in my files . . .
ps. I know you've already about Mohammed's robe, but it is part of the article so I left it in.
I’ve Got The Cat
By Kelly Musselman
Have you heard the story about Mohammed’s robe and his cat? It goes something like this: One day Mohammed went to his chamber to prepare for a royal function. His servants had drawn his bath and laid out his most beautiful and most costly robe on his bed. Mohammed’s cat found the robe attractive as well, and Mohammed discovered his slumbering friend sprawled across one sleeve. Rather than disturb his beloved feline, Mohammed took scissors and carefully snipped around the cat’s body. When Mohammed entered the banquet hall, he was greeted with oohs and aahs. A fashion trend was launched that evening, thanks to a lazy cat and his indulgent human.
For some, sacrificing a wardrobe for a snoozing cat doesn’t make sense. “Why not just move the cat?” they ask. Why not, indeed. There is considerable wisdom in the adage “let sleeping cats lie.”
Of the many advantages of feline cohabitation, one in particular is compelling. No, I’m not talking about the love and affection cats give us, or how petting a cat can lower our blood pressure (although these are very good reasons). I’m referring to how cats help out around the house, and how they can actually reduce the amount of work we have do. In my home, our cats are equivalent of Mohammed’s robe, and, figuratively speaking, my husband and I compete on a daily basis for the right to wear it.
For instance, when we’re both snug in bed reading and the dog insists he must go outside—now, or else—rises to the occasion?
“You let him out,” says my husband.
“It’s your turn,” I reply. “I let him out last night.”
“Ahhh, but I’ve got the cat,” he says serenely, stroking the mass of purring fur on his chest.
Point taken. The advantage is always with whomever has the cat. He knows and I know that neither of us is willing to disturb the cat, so I get up to let the dog out, and look for other kitties. If at least two will stay on my side of the bed, I’ll have majority rule when the dog wants to be let in.
This strategy also works nicely for midnight drinks of water, for turning off the still0burning kitchen light, and for effective channel-changing control during TV viewing.
“Honey, can you get me the remote control?” my mate asks sweetly.
“It’s right there on the table next to you,” I point out. “Can’t you reach over and get it?”
“Well, I would, but the cat’s in a really comfortable position right now and if I move my arm…”
I sigh and hand him the TV remote.
(Who’s got the cat is also extremely effective for determining who gets the snacks and who answers the telephone.)
“The cat’s on it” is a subtle, yet powerful variation of “I’ve got the cat.”
“Honey, haven’t I asked you a million times to hang up your coat?” I ask.
With no trace of guilt, guile or remorse he replies, “I would have earlier, but the cat was on it.”
Not to be outdone, I use this one myself.
“Dear, didn’t you say you were going to wash some shirts today,” he politely inquires.
“Oh, I’m sorry, but one of the cats decided to take a snooze in the laundry basket and she looked so comfortable…”
This is also an excellent way to avoid folding clothes and making beds.
Example: “Can you believe that three of the cats fell asleep on the bed today before I could make it?” He has to believe it—they’re still there.
Of course hubby retaliates with a pet peeve of mine, newspapers strewn across the living room floor on Sunday afternoon.
“Can’t you put these in the rack when you’re done?”
“I couldn’t, the cat…”
Was ON them, I know.
“Didn’t I ask you to take out that box (or put that bag away) an hour ago?”
No don’t tell me. The cat was IN it.
Of course, there may be times when having the cat, either on or in, isn’t in one’s best interest. Such as when stretching out on the couch after a long day and relaxing isn’t possible. Why? Because the cat’s on it.
Or how how never having dinner in the same chair you sat in the night before isn’t feasible because the cat’s in it. Or haw finishing the magazine story continued on the back page would be enjoyable except for the furry body draped over it.
Or how snuggling in you significant other’s lap would be quite pleasant, but someone already beat you to it. At times like these, there are limits to even Mohammed’s tolerance. And when it comes to laps, I get first dibs. Scram!
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