Laughter and the Positive Effects

Joe thanks for the video. Poor thing must have bumped his head coming in the door. Maybe after finishing the bone he will feel better. LOL
 
Marie
 
 
 

                          
 

                                       
                                     HAVE A GOOD DAY EVERYONE
 
 
 
Marie
 
 
 

In a magazine:
 
"Gran-osaurus vexed
 
I took my granddaughter to see a dinosaur exhibition. She turned to me and said, "Were you around when dinosaurs were here?" I was 70 at the time."
 
 
Poles apart.
 
A friend and I are volunteers at a local National Trust property. On the May Day celebrations the local primary school children were dancing around the maypole. My friend told her granddaughter, who rushed into school and said to her teacher, "Granny has organized pole dancing for the bank holiday!"
 
 

Love is the only way

laughter...giggling, chuckling, great gales of laughter, howling, squealing, shrieking, tittering, snickering, merriment, hilarity, mirth, glee, jollity. "A smile that burst."-Patricia Nelson. "A noisy smile."-Steven Goldberg. "A universal bond that draws all men closer."-Nathan Ausubel. "A tranquilizer with no side effects."-Arnold Glasow. "Highly therapeutic, like inner-jogging."-Bernie   

Another one!
 
"Food for thought:
 
I have a double chin, which I hate - my four-year-old grandson asked me if it was for storing my nuts in."

Love is the only way

                                      Real Estate Terms
 
Sophisticated City Living - Next to a noisy establishment.
Old World Charm - Has some woodwork, needs cleaning.
Contemporary Feeling - Has no woodwork, needs cleaning.
Close to Lakes - Impossible to park on streets from April to October.
Picturesque Setting - Abandoned cars and waist high weeds on adjoining lots.
Wide Open Floor Plan - Previous owner removed supporting walls.
Updated Kitchen - Sink no longer overflows.
Security System - Neighbor has a dog.
Needs TLC - Major structural damage.
Motivated Seller - Been on the market for 14 years.
Convenient - Next to freeway on ramp.
Mint Condition - Spilled mouthwash on the floor.
Neutral Decor - No murals on the walls.
Move In Condition - Front door missing.
Cozy - No room bigger than 9`X 6`.
Light, Open Spaces - Many holes in the walls.
Outstanding - Sticks out like a sore thumb.
 
 
Marie
 

 
 
 
 
 
Marie

 
 
 
 
Marie

Marie,
Thanks for the laugh I got from your last posts. I appreciate you sharing this. The comments below are from our Church bulletin.
 
How can you get four suits for a dollar?
 
Buy a deck of cards.
 
What do you call a pig that does karate?
 
A pork chop.
 
If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
 
Silverware.
 
What happens when frogs park illegally?
 
They get toad.
 
What kind of eggs doers a wicked chicken lay?
 
Deviled eggs.

Thankful one

Gratitude is the acknowledgement of goodness in one's life. In gratitude we say yes to life... from Thanks - How the new science of gratitude can make you happier by Robert Emmons, Ph.D.

Jude, Bernie and Thankful one, thank you all for adding to a piece of laughter. May we all have at least one a day, maybe more if we can.
 
 
Marie
 
 

Marie, I laughed a lot at 'Real Estate terms' and 'Cup Holder'
 
Thank you, Jude

Love is the only way

Seniors Road Trip


While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch.  
After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip.  
When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table and she didn't miss them until they had been driving about twenty minutes.
By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around -- in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses.  
All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic  grouchy old man.  
He fussed and complained and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive. The more he chided her -- the more agitated he became. He just wouldn't let up one minute. To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant.  
As the woman got out of the car and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her ..  

"While you're in there, you might as well get my hat and the credit card."  

May you be blessed!

Jessica your joke made me laugh, not only because of the content but sometimes because of my daily ritual of looking for my glasses frantically, only to find they are on the top of my head. UGH LOL.

Thanks
Marie 

 
But no matter how small a fish may be in the sea,
we have the "gift" to do great things.
 
 
 
Marie
 

**** Happens according to various religions and spiritual philosophiesTAOISM: **** happens.

CONFUCIANISM: Confucius say, "**** happens".

ZEN: (What is the sound of **** happening?)

JESUITISM: If **** happens and when nobody is watching, is it really ****?

ISLAM: **** happens if it is the will of Allah.

COMMUNISM. Equal **** happens to all people.

CATHOLICISM: **** happens because you are bad.

PSYCHOANALYSIS: **** happens because of your toilet training.

SCIENTOLOGY: **** happens if you're on our **** list.

ZOROASTRIANISM: Bad **** happens, and good **** happens.

UNITARIANISM: Maybe **** happens. Let's have coffee and donuts.

RIGHT-WING PROTESTANTISM: Let this **** happen to someone else.

JUDAISM: Why does **** always happen to US?

REFORM JUDAISM: Got any Kaopectate?

MYSTICISM: What weird ****!

AGNOSTICISM: What is this ****?

ATHEISM: I don't believe this ****!

NIHILISM: Who needs this ****?

AZTEC: Cut out this ****!

QUAKER: Let's not fight over this ****.

FORTEANISM: No ****??

12-STEP: I am powerless to cut the ****.

VOODOO: Hey, that **** looks just like you!

NEWAGE: Visualize **** not happening.

DEISM: **** just happens.

EXISTENTIALISM: **** doesn't happen; **** is.

SECULAR HUMANISM: **** evolves.

CHRISTIAN SCIENCE: **** is in your mind.

BUDDHISM: **** happens, but pay no mind.

SHINTOISM: **** is everywhere.

HINDUISM: This **** has happened before.

WICCA: Mix this **** together and make it happen!

HASIDISM: **** never happens the same way twice.

THEOSOPHY: You don't know half of the **** that happens.

DIANETICS: Your mother gave you **** before your were born.

SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST: No **** on Saturdays.

JEHOVAH's WITNESSES: No **** happens until Armageddon.

MOONIES: Only happy **** really happens.

HOPI: Corn fertilizer happens.

BAHA'I: It's all the same ****.

STOICISM: This **** is good for me.

OBJECTIVISM: Our **** is good for you.

EST: If my **** bothers you, that's your fault.

REAGANISM: Don't move; the **** will trickle down.

FASCISM: **** makes the trains run on time.

CARGO CULT: A barge will come and take all the **** away.

EMACS: Hold down Control-Meta-****.

DISCORDIANISM: Some funny **** happened to me today.

RASTAFARIANISM: Let's smoke this ****.

CHARISMATIC: This is not **** and it doesn't smell bad.

MASONIC: **** happens, but we can't discuss it during Lodge.

RED CROSS: **** happens - send money.


With Love
Joe

Joe,
I thoroughly enjoyed your last post. I got a good laugh that I certainly needed.
 
Let me add a few sort-of belief systems.
 
Gratefulness: Today I am grateful for this ****!
 
Positive thinkers: Wow! The **** is really happening!
 
Negative manifesters: The **** always, always happens to me.

Thankful one

Gratitude is the acknowledgement of goodness in one's life. In gratitude we say yes to life... from Thanks - How the new science of gratitude can make you happier by Robert Emmons, Ph.D.

 
 Whatever It Is I Did Not Do It.
 
 
Marie