Bluemoon
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Dearest Vicky, Thank-you so much for your post!! I need to be retitled alright!!!!!! "COO-COO" Is more like it!!! But first i better learn how to spell Despair!!!! As for YOU, Edda, oh my goodness, you have me rolling on the floor!!! I'm dying here!!!!    I like BLUE too! But don't feel bad.......took me a month to get the "BLUE"out of my hair!!!!! Looked like i put my head in an INK well!!! (i did it myself!!) All I wanted to do was make the gray shine!!! Whats worse is as a child, we were not permitted to have candy.........oh how I loved candy....One Sunday before church, I found a piece of candy in the bathroom...thought it was an M &M.........So thought I would sneak and eat it!!! When my MOM saw me, she was having fits......"what could I have done wrong this time??? "What have you done?" I kept saying "nothing", "nothing" She picked me up and made me look in the mirror...I had a blue tongue, blue all over my mouth, blue teeth, and being a kid I had blue all over my Sunday Blouse.(only had one Sunday blouse) Could an M &M really be that messy???? OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, my brothers had just got done cleaning there fish bowel out and left one of the water treatment pills in the bathroom.................Makes the water turn Blue!!!! My MOM was in a panic...minutes before Church......she scrubbed my mouth with IVORY soap!!!! She even took a toothbrush to me...It wouldn't come off!!! She was so mad at me she made me go to Church like that!!!! Her famous quotes "THAT WILL TEACH YOU!"!!!! Needless to say for some reason every one in Church kept staring at me!!! Of course I had to admit it sure was a pretty BLUE!!!! It took about two weeks before that blue finally disappeared!!! Thank-goodness it was summer, my Mom made me stay home for two weeks..heaven forbid if my Grandmother would have seen it........I'd had a BLACK AND BLUE bottom!!!   Of course you had to be there to appreciate my childhood! I am sure my Mother had wished many many times she wasn't! ha ha So now Dearest Edda, you have more to associate with BLUE and ME!!!!!! (giggles and snorts like Emil) ha ha ha So when you see a fish bowel or when your in church and you see a messy little girl..... hopefully you will think of me and not laugh to hard!!!! but if you do I think God will be laughing too!!!(NOTE to SELF: remember to ask God if he snorts too) Hope this brought a laugh to you!!!! I think I have earned the name "BLUE" or I sure was a dumb kid!!!!!  worse yet, a dumb adult with inkwell blue head!!!! God Bless you, have a great day Sending you much love and hugs Blue PS: I hear you laughing too Vicki!!!!
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